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2009-09-01 21:36:55 by JACalax
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you have 2 check these guy's out on youtube, they are funny and they cheer me up wit their commedy

kevjumba
raywilliamjhonson
nigahiga
jawkneeyeah
venitianprincess

these ppl are rele funny nd u should check them out cuz they r talented nd i think every1 should no bouts them :)


i wanna play a game

2009-08-31 19:19:56 by JACalax

no im not talking about saw, im talking bout an actual game, you have 2 guess the song name and artist of all 3 of teh lyrics i put bellow, lets c if u can do it, first person 2 guess correctly wins :P
All the, small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip

Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting,
commiserating

Say it ain't so, I will not go,
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na...

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs,
surprises let me know she cares

Say it ain't so, I will not go,
turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na...

Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na·

Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill

Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, the night will go on, my little windmill

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Technologic [4x]

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, close it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Touch it, scroll it, close it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch, update it.

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam, unlock it,
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick rewrite it,

Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,
Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start, format it,
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,
Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start, format it

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,
Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax, rename it.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it,

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam, unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,
Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start, format it

[Technologic x12]

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto,
He sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Now he's getting a tattoo.
Yeah he's gettin' ink done.
He asked for a '13',
But they drew a '31'.
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
Oh the world loves wannabe's.
So let's get some more wannabe's.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.


what is with me nd my friend

2009-08-30 12:01:20 by JACalax

i literaly spent 2 whole days with my friend..... not like dats a big deal but we litteraly are over at eachothers houses lik 3 times a week...... we r practicly family now...... but it wuz hillarious cuz im sick, we both had hedaches and we were hyper. we played halo 2 (yea cuz we're 2 kool 4 3!) nd we were lik screaming as if we were in pain evry time we got shot...... he got a second dog wile i wuz there (omfg she sooooooo f**king cute ^_^) nd we chased her around teh backyard witch ended in an airsoft fight........... then w2e prank called dominoes (it wuz so funny, we asked for a small pizza nd then really loudly asked for a box of shittasticks, nd teh guy wuz lik wtf, nd we kept asking nd we told him we we're at 5500 chopstick drive (from a hillarious utube vid) nd then we hung up nd lauged 4 an hour) nd we watched youtube for lik 5 hours :P

yeah we normal :D

btw, if u have a youtube account, subscribe to nigahiga,kevjumba, jawkneeyeah, and raywilliamjhonson cuz they are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 2 funny :P


new page header

2009-08-27 12:02:05 by JACalax

yay! i finaly made my page header :P, it s full of brands nd things i like :)


skimboarding 2

2009-08-26 16:48:53 by JACalax

today i wuz skimboarding again and the waves were rele small so i wuz going str8 into teh water teh whole time! it wuz sooooo fun, i went off lik 13 waves. 1 time i did lik a jesus pose b4 flying off my board.... but then i found out dat my board cracked :'( now i have 2 buy a new 1

R.I.P skimboard 2006-2009

hahaahahahahahahaha jk i dont rele care summers almost over anyways :P but it had a good final run


skool :(

2009-08-25 17:24:34 by JACalax

F*************************************
******************CK... skools startin in 2 weeks :'( im so sad now... i have 2 go bak 2 doin work, takin tests nd gettin made fun of lik theres no 2morrow.


INGLORIOUS BASTERDS

2009-08-24 17:13:06 by JACalax

last night i saw inglorious basterds, which wasnt 2 bad of a movie..... although the brutality was through the roof. it was also almost 3 hours long and it was kind of slow at times....... but the movie couldnt have been funnier.... if any of u ever go c the movie then u will no what im talking about wen i say ITS A BINGO!!!!!!


skimboarding

2009-08-22 18:37:34 by JACalax

im at teh beach nd of course since hurricane bill is around we hav been having monstorous waves... nd 2 day we had a MASSIVE tidal pool it literaly went down the entire beach. so me and my friend went skimboarding all frikin day long, but now im cut up and sore

skimboarding


Bethany

2009-08-21 19:26:55 by JACalax

i just drove down 2 bethany beach....... F*** YEA!!!!! now i can get murdered by 13 foot waves cuz of hurricane bill and get new hats!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i will use my darkness and kick ass hats to RULE THE MOTHERF***ING WORLLLLDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! MUAHAHAHA >:D


Jumbafund

2009-08-20 10:42:02 by JACalax

if any of you dont no, kevjumba set up a youtube chanle (if u dont lik my spelling just deal with it) whee all the money he earns goes 2 a charity that the veiwers pick. the way you help is by watching the videos...... so watching an asian guy on youtube helps unicef :P it is a great idea and just watch his videos cuz then we can help some poor ethiopian kid get food... heres the link http://www.youtube.com/user/jumbafund?
blend=1&ob=4

this is a great cause and i think you should *pokemon theme in backround* watch em' all, jumbafund :P

Jumbafund